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Rizzonomics

The study of rizz at the highest level
He has got a degree in rizzonomics

"this is what happens when you study rizzonomics"
by itstakenn October 4, 2023
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rizzanomics

A highly respected subject in only the most elite schools (not really) about expertise in getting a romantic partner.
Did you hear how Chad graduated in the art of rizzanomics? He is like a chick magnet! I thought only chads could graduate in rizzanomics... damn.
by Shocktospecter March 27, 2023
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rizzenomics

Rizzenomics is a social science that studies the production, distribution, and consumption of rizz and gyatts. Rizzenomics focuses on the behaviour and interactions of gyattalicious skibidis using arizzmatics and how rizzonomies work.
"Yo I used my rizzenomics class to get a top 10 Gyatt!"

"Bro what is your problem."
by wy_the_dragon August 26, 2023
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Ryzzonimics

The study of rizz or in simpleton terms… The study of flirting with girls and pulling immense amounts of women.

Note: The word rizz changes it’s form when talking about ryzzonomics
I have been studying all night for my ryzzonimics test
by LastNightsLasagna October 23, 2022
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Rigonomics

The art of rigging an election with no conscience
Tinubu and Sanwo displayed the highest quality of rigonomics in the 2023 elections
by Lion of Africa March 20, 2023
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Jizzonomics

Frederick: Hey little Timmy, wanna learn about Jizzonomics?

Timmy: Get away from me Uncle Fred! Mom said you can't talk to me anymore!

Frederick: When jizzing, the average male jizzes between 1.25 to 5 milliliters of jizz. There are 5 to 25 calories in each jizz release, so there is roughly 4.5 calories in a milliliter of jizz. Half a gummy bear has 4.5 calories. a 16 ounce bag of gummy bears, containing 390 gummy bears, costs $13.99, which is approximately $0.0359 per gummy bear, or $0.0179 per half gummy bear. So, with this we can value one jizz release at $0.0179. With your current net worth of $9.87, you can only jizz 551 times until you won't be able to afford to jizz any longer. But hey, after jizzing 551 times, you'll still be left with $0.007099999999999634 to spend on hookers or whatever you kids buy nowadays.
by nigletified August 5, 2024
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