Rizzonomics
Rizzonomics by itstakenn October 4, 2023
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rizzanomics
A highly respected subject in only the most elite schools (not really) about expertise in getting a romantic partner.
Did you hear how Chad graduated in the art of rizzanomics? He is like a chick magnet! I thought only chads could graduate in rizzanomics... damn.
rizzanomics by Shocktospecter March 27, 2023
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rizzenomics
Rizzenomics is a social science that studies the production, distribution, and consumption of rizz and gyatts. Rizzenomics focuses on the behaviour and interactions of gyattalicious skibidis using arizzmatics and how rizzonomies work.
rizzenomics by wy_the_dragon August 26, 2023
Ryzzonimics
The study of rizz or in simpleton terms… The study of flirting with girls and pulling immense amounts of women.
Note: The word rizz changes it’s form when talking about ryzzonomics
Note: The word rizz changes it’s form when talking about ryzzonomics
Ryzzonimics by LastNightsLasagna October 23, 2022
Rigonomics
Rigonomics by Lion of Africa March 20, 2023
Jizzonomics
Frederick: Hey little Timmy, wanna learn about Jizzonomics?
Timmy: Get away from me Uncle Fred! Mom said you can't talk to me anymore!
Frederick: When jizzing, the average male jizzes between 1.25 to 5 milliliters of jizz. There are 5 to 25 calories in each jizz release, so there is roughly 4.5 calories in a milliliter of jizz. Half a gummy bear has 4.5 calories. a 16 ounce bag of gummy bears, containing 390 gummy bears, costs $13.99, which is approximately $0.0359 per gummy bear, or $0.0179 per half gummy bear. So, with this we can value one jizz release at $0.0179. With your current net worth of $9.87, you can only jizz 551 times until you won't be able to afford to jizz any longer. But hey, after jizzing 551 times, you'll still be left with $0.007099999999999634 to spend on hookers or whatever you kids buy nowadays.
Timmy: Get away from me Uncle Fred! Mom said you can't talk to me anymore!
Frederick: When jizzing, the average male jizzes between 1.25 to 5 milliliters of jizz. There are 5 to 25 calories in each jizz release, so there is roughly 4.5 calories in a milliliter of jizz. Half a gummy bear has 4.5 calories. a 16 ounce bag of gummy bears, containing 390 gummy bears, costs $13.99, which is approximately $0.0359 per gummy bear, or $0.0179 per half gummy bear. So, with this we can value one jizz release at $0.0179. With your current net worth of $9.87, you can only jizz 551 times until you won't be able to afford to jizz any longer. But hey, after jizzing 551 times, you'll still be left with $0.007099999999999634 to spend on hookers or whatever you kids buy nowadays.
Jizzonomics by nigletified August 5, 2024
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The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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