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Very loving, compassionate and has a big heart. Ritzal generosity has no bounds and always puts everyone else that’s dear before Ritzal.

Ritzal appreciates nothing more than people who makes the time or choose to spend their time with Ritzal.

Never cross a Ritzal or you’re dead to them like you’ve never existed.
We need more Ritzal in the world today.
Ritzal by rsdc November 22, 2021
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An amazing, precious, one-of-a-kind, person. If you have any interaction with this person, make sure to treasure it in your memories. She always consider what others would feel, and make sure that you are not left out. She always manage to see the light out of every dark situations, and always have a positive outlook in life
Jasper: is that rizalyn? God she's so gorgeous! I heard she is also fun to be with
Random person: hell yeah!
rizalyn by Onewholovesrizalyn June 7, 2021
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A person that have a kind heart. Goodlooking,smart and always have a great personalities
You are so rizal
RIZAL by Gr3atW0rds January 30, 2020

humiliation ritual 

A humiliation ritual is when a record label forces or bribes their artist into doing things they wouldn’t normally end up doing, to weaken and destruct the society / audience they market to. Some examples of humiliation rituals
1) NBA Youngboy just painted his face like a clown .. That was a humiliation ritual
2) Charlamagne “da god” just gifted Dj Envy a butt toy of his ass and balls. I thought he was g. Must be a humiliation ritual
humiliation ritual by Truthestseeker December 12, 2021

Bedtime Rituals 

The things you do before you go to bed, often the same things every night.

These things may include, brushing your teeth, taking out contacts, etc.
I'm off to do my bedtime rituals, then I'm going to sleep, good night!
Bedtime Rituals by Srsballer August 18, 2009

Rizzalante 

A Vigilante/Anti-Hero with so much rizz, ego and confidence that all their victims immediately fold at the sight of them.
Most of the time its an accident, some use it to their advantage tho.
"Dude, have you heard of the Vigilante going around? They say their victims fold the second they see their face."
"Damn, they should call them the Rizzalante."
Rizzalante by probablynari December 31, 2022

California Beef-Cake Ritual 

Light pubic hair on fire with hand sanitizer. Then You take frosting freshly scooped from a chocolate cake and clean the anus with it. Then, you rap your dong with bacon and do a reverse clockwise spin while thrusting into her anus. While hitting a banjo with a stick in the middle of a warehouse surrounded by chained platypus with ski masks.
"Did you try the California Beef-Ritual last night?"

"She was impressed by my California Beef-Cake Ritual performance."
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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