When you find rioting people so you take the oldest man and the youngest girl to you trailer, make them lick up each others noses. Let them at it for 1 hour then extract the snot onto a riot shield and rub your uncle on the shield, creating snot on your uncles head. Freeze the kid then feed it to your uncle along with the man. Then release a pack of worms in his left foot.
Friend: Hey, wanna go hit up some bars tonight?
Me: Nah man, I'm busy.
Friend: Don't tell me you're still Rifting!
Me: It's important, I have to test my new soul combination in Codex before switching to the modified melee dps combo.
Friend: You Rifters are hopeless!