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Ringtailed

Dude, I'm so ringtailed right now my car took a shit.
by jerm_12 February 28, 2011
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ring-tailed tooter

That boy's gonna be a ring-tailed tooter!
by Flow Leisurly January 2, 2010
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Ring Tailed Bandit

A slang term for raccoon. The animal that is. Rather cute and crafty. Sucks about the rabies though.
Damn ring tailed bandit stole the beer right out of the cooler! How the hell did he open the cooler? How the hell is he gonna open the beer!?!?!?
by Wolf89 March 17, 2008
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Ringtail

When a man fornicates with a woman that’s bleeding like a stuck pig, he then gets up and all the blood has formed a ring around his penial region
Check out my ringtail Sami
by MuffinMan05 April 29, 2019
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ring-tailed bitch

A word your fucked up mother calls you when she is yelling at you and you are listening to your ipod and pretending you can't hear her.
"Give my you ipod and phone you ring-tailed bitch!"
by LIZZY2 September 20, 2007
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ring tailed lemur

when a man engages in anal sex with 5 or more persons of either sex which have not wiped their anus in a long period of time. This act leaves multiple rings on the man's penis.

To preform you must gather 5 or more people with shitty bums and engage in anal sex and spinning each partner higher and higher along the shaft of the penis creating the rings.
"your dick stinks"

"yes yes it does"

"what happened?"

"ring tailed lemur" *WINKY FACE*
by xbdgcbvtr December 20, 2010
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ring tailed rannygazzoo

“Here comes Snake Larsonn ! He’s the rootinest shootinest ring tailed rannygazzoo !”
by Ranny Gazzoo September 27, 2020
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