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ringknocker 

To convey to all those present that he was a West Point graduate, Major Talliafero lightly rapped his ring on the wooden conference table signaling to all present that did not already know so from toilet paper stuck to his shoe that he was a ringknocker, and thus worthy of respect.
ringknocker by harry flashman July 12, 2003
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ringknocker 

Why would you want to let everyone know you graduated from West Point. You would want to hide this. The real ringknocker definition is "a graduate of the United States Air Force Academy who wants everyone to know that he/she is such".
"That ringknocker got that airline job because he/she went to USAFA; of course that means they also deserve it"
ringknocker by Lt. Fo'schnizzle October 27, 2003

Ringknocker 

Your balls and sack. When your girl is in the missionary position and you're fuckin' her in the twat, your balls bounce (knock) against her anus (ring).
Man, he's pounding her so hard, his balls have become a real Ringknocker.
Ringknocker by QueerBaitME October 29, 2009

Ringknocker 

The word ringknocker is a noun used to describe people who enjoy sutffing their cocks or other objects into people's anal or vaginal passages until they bleed profusely.
"Durling's mum is such a ringknocker. My ass is still bleeding and it's now got flaps!"
"Wow, i gotta get me some of that hot shit"

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026