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ringzinger 

a shit that burns your asshole as it comes out, generally after eating a hot curry.

OR

a man who likes to lick asshole
MAAAAN that curry last night gave me ringzinger, i had to squirt water up my ass to get some relief

ahahaha yeah that ryan dude is a real ringzinger
ringzinger by jownay May 8, 2006
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Ringzinger 

The feeling of intense fire in and around your mud muscle while taking a poo.

Occurs after eating hot and spicy zinger sauce at KFC
The colonel really dished me up a finger licking good ringzinger
Ringzinger by Antiscene74 May 20, 2016

Ringdonger

A ringdonger is someone who leaves a group facetime or online chat and without warning and does not return.
*On facetime*
Person 1: *Leaves*
Person 2: Why did he leave?
Person 3: Cause he just a ringdonger mate, its what he does.
Ringdonger by Riley Somerset December 17, 2018

ringstinger 

In U.K. a hot or extremely hot curry, such as vindaloo, tindaloo or phaal. Defenition refers to not the preliminary chilli peppery taste, but the secondary "afterburn" effects felt on the loo next morning.
I had ten pints and a vindaloo last night, what a ringstinger! I've been shitting through the eye of a needle!
ringstinger by KIP October 31, 2003

ringstinger 

A giant raving homosexual that has a large weapon of mass destruction that, when inserted, stings ones ring.
Oh Tom that was good you are such a ringstinger!!!
ringstinger by Wocca September 2, 2003

ringbinder 

A word of mild intent to insult, with homosexual connotations.
1)What the hell are you on about, you fucking ringbinder?

2)Cop a load of this massive ringbinder.
ringbinder by Bitchwitch March 14, 2005

ringstinger 

clasping ur hands together liek u are praying and jamiing them up a ass crack. prevents person from sitting for a week
i just gave him a mean ringstinger
ringstinger by jono September 7, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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