When a fit snowbunny pours salt around the anus of an (older) man - who has recently taken a shit and purposefully not wiped - and licks the salty poo mix around the asshole. She then proceeds to jerk off the bloke and he ejaculates into her eyeballs.

“Ayo , this chick certi and man needs a shit - tryna run snowbunny rimlick?”

Snowbunny rimlick by J2_CertieifdTrappah.z March 19, 2026

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rim lick

to rim lick: when someone puts their legs behind their head and someone else licks their fanny.

bob likes to rim lick me every night but it hurts my neck, so he only gets to do that once a week.

rim lick by Bob's Girlfriend April 22, 2007

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Rimlock

One who is an expert at giving rim jobs.

Your mom is a total rimlock dude.

Rimlock by CNoonan10 October 13, 2007

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RimLock

When you’re pooping and get a hard-on from surfing Instagram hoes and your dick hits the underside of the toilet seat.

Grunting one out and bam. Rimlocked myself to the toilet

RimLock by Sentinel Todd November 3, 2021

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Rimlicker

noun.

Someone who licks vagina

That girl Jessie is such a rimlicker

Rimlicker by poop23456et89547623475 January 12, 2011

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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