2 definitions by Bob's Girlfriend

runescape

runescape has to be thee most bastarding addictive online game in the world. i began playing it a couple years back and it soon became my life. all i did was eat, occasionally sleep and play runescape. i lost contact with my friends & family. my family began calling me a recluse because i never left the house except to go to school. my friends began to think i was scared to leave the house or something, that i had mental problems, when all alone it was the addictiveness of that game.
i was only free of the game when my computer broke for over a month and i was no longer able to play the game.. i know steer clear of that game as much as possible!!

runescape is full of little teenage boys who have obviously not discoverd porn yet, and they go around thinking they are big hard men becuase they have a combat level of 100+. there are now over a hundred different servers/worlds to play in as thousands of people all over the world love to play it. its pathetic and im ashamed to say i played the game, even though it has to be one of the best ideas ever..

so i both love and hate Jagex for their fantastic and mind destroying game..

Bob: you playing runescape again?

Bob's Girlfriend: yes, i need to get my fishing level to 100, sorry but you wont be having sex for a couple of weeks. ive only got time for 2hrs sleep and a couple of meals a week.

Bob: fine *sighs*

by Bob's Girlfriend April 16, 2007

rim lick

to rim lick: when someone puts their legs behind their head and someone else licks their fanny.

bob likes to rim lick me every night but it hurts my neck, so he only gets to do that once a week.

by Bob's Girlfriend April 16, 2007