Me: "Hey
Vanessa, your coming to to Jessica's bachelorette party next weekend right?"
Vanessa: " Hell yeah girl! I just picked up some furry handcuffs, nipple nibblers, mardigras beads and a 6 ft. inflatable penis to stick out of the sunroof of the limo!"
Me: "Damn Ness, you went
Tits to the Ritz!"