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Ride the Moose 

To have intimate relations with a rather large and ugly woman while being completely aware of just how large and ugly the woman actually is.
You know, after being with so many attractive girls you sometimes just get that urge to ride the moose

ride the moon 

hey man, you wanna watch another movie?

nah, man, it's too late. i'm'na go ride the moon.
ride the moon by unp July 31, 2010

ride the money 

just do it when unsure about making a purchase of anything
I always just ride the money when I'm trying to decide whether or not to buy a pair of silver jeans.
ride the money by kejr April 5, 2011

Ride the Motorcycle 

When you jack your shit while simultaneously sticking your thumb in and out of your asshole
“Me and my girl were supposed to hang, but I saved the headache and went home to ride the motorcycle instead”
Ride the Motorcycle by Smiffyboy October 7, 2018

ride the moose 

Similar to warm it up, riding the moose is the act of beginning an event or starting the festivities; usually a party.
Clutch, I'm ready to party. Go ride the moose.
ride the moose by fragilenerd January 9, 2007

ride with the mob 

Uncommon saying, mostly used as a farewell. Means to stay with your muhfuckin niggas.
Black ass muhfucka: "aight homie until next time my nigga nigga"
His homie: "peace my nigga and ride with the mob"
ride with the mob by Eggmeme April 23, 2018