Ri-Tard 

A water creature that has one horn, a low shield weakness in the back, and comes out of a red pokeball before evolving into its adult form. The color of the Ri-Tard is ever changing, similar to that of a chameleon, blending in with the colors of its surroundings. They are typically peaceful creatures unless provoked. The Ri-Tards greatest defense mechanism is the Ri-Tard call, REEEEEEE CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK, which is a call to arms to all other Ri-Tards to come to the one in need. The Ri-Tard's motto is "We are one" since together they create a whole which is greater than the sum of their parts. Another useful defense mechanism is the ability to intentionally pass out when in danger. These defense mechanisms are critical since the species is endangered- only 11 Ri-tards exist in the known universe.

Shhhh! You don't want to awaken the Ri-Tard.

Ri-Tard by goats1967 August 3, 2010

Ri-tard 

A person that stands in front of the menu at the local Rita's water ice stand and screams the menu into their cellphone so that their lazy assed significant other can get a gellati. Ri-tards are often also Bluetools

I wish this ri-tard would shut up so I can order my water ice.

Ri-tard by Orchard August 2, 2006

ritardando 

in music, when the song slows down. but it can be used to call some one a retard or slow.

you're such a ritardando!

ritardando by nerm November 19, 2003

ritard 

rEtard

Try telling that to Rain Man! He practically bankrupt a casino and he was a ritard!

ritard by jake.herring January 9, 2010

ritardo 

1. a stupid white boy with a girl fro and a gay green honda who thinks he is a mexican badass. a guy who thinks he can fight, but is really a pussy and has his "boyz" fight his battles for him. a guy who can't speak proper English and sometimes not even completing sentences that even make sense. someone who feels up his girlfriend, and starts huge fights online with people who refuse to be his friend, and to prove his nonexistant masculinity. someone who needs approval from everyone around him. all talk and no action. you could call him a dick, if he even had one.

2. a very catchy dance used by these guys' ex girlfriends to make fun of them

3. another variation of Ricardo, the mexican name for Richard, combined with their character analysis: retard

Ricardo: "tellin uz 2 gO learn hOw 2 speak englishh nigga... Haha mayne yu white nd yu cnt speak ur Own language. U stupid. While u go to the parkn lot and I drive to tere."

Normal Person: "...are you a ritardo?"

ritardo by apitcher13 August 15, 2010

RITarded 

Of, related to, or regarding the moronic and atypical activity that occurs with complete unremarkably at Rochester Institute of Technology.

Some pretty RITarded shit goes down at RIT.

RITarded by fjfjfj March 22, 2008

Ritard 

Slightly above retard

Daniel: Man that chick had a nice body!

Colby: Dude that was a guy you ritard.

Ritard by Chase Gardner March 11, 2010