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A water creature that has one horn, a low shield weakness in the back, and comes out of a red pokeball before evolving into its adult form. The color of the Ri-Tard is ever changing, similar to that of a chameleon, blending in with the colors of its surroundings. They are typically peaceful creatures unless provoked. The Ri-Tards greatest defense mechanism is the Ri-Tard call, REEEEEEE CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK, which is a call to arms to all other Ri-Tards to come to the one in need. The Ri-Tard's motto is "We are one" since together they create a whole which is greater than the sum of their parts. Another useful defense mechanism is the ability to intentionally pass out when in danger. These defense mechanisms are critical since the species is endangered- only 11 Ri-tards exist in the known universe.
Shhhh! You don't want to awaken the Ri-Tard.
by goats1967 August 02, 2010
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When a person is to dumb too even have the privilege of being called a retard, is referred to this term.
Timmy. Stop acting like a ritard.
by JacoboDogg September 14, 2018
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A level of retardation that is achieved deliberately, through continual acts of stupidity and intellectual fuckwittage, rather then being born mentally retarded.
Jake doesn't follow instructions. Mainly because he's an asshole, and also because he's a ritard.
by Burrito Baby ๐ŸŒฏ August 01, 2017
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Ritard is 10 times worse then a retard, when your a ritard, your brain is the size of big shaqs nostrils
Wow that guy is such a ritard
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A way of saying that someone is a retard while in a music lesson.
X: (stupid comment)
Y: (name), I don't know how to put this, but in music terms you are a Ritard....
by Henk43MPO November 29, 2010
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