I went to the gym and had to take a dump. I chose the toilet and provided the greatest Reverse Mexican. Toilet was satisfied and provided me a complementary burp.
1)After you bust a nut in a girls hair, you roll her up a set of stairs.
2)When you blow your load in a bitches face so hard that it launches her backwards up a flight of stairs.
she didn't want to break her leg doing a mexican avalanche, so i tricked her, brought her downstairs then did a reverse mexican avalanche.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"