Definitions by X7MCB

SPAM & HAM

When fingering the vagina of your Asian girlfriend in hopes of pulling out sticky rice for dinner.

I met up with an old girlfriend for a quickie and asked her if I can include a SPAM & HAM before completing appropriate intercourse activities.

SPAM & HAM by X7MCB January 25, 2025

Reverse Mexican 

Giving a Cleveland Steamer to your everyday toilet.

I went to the gym and had to take a dump. I chose the toilet and provided the greatest Reverse Mexican. Toilet was satisfied and provided me a complementary burp.

Reverse Mexican by X7MCB May 13, 2023

Los Angeles Beef 

When Captain Schwanz get horny and grows his beef.

Captain Schwanz was about to get laid, but first the Los Angeles Beef had to get hard and well done. Hard & well done means we're prepped for action.

Los Angeles Beef by X7MCB December 11, 2021