Revelation X
A band from Cullman, Alabama consisting of a female vocalist, weird guitar player,stinky bass player, African drummer, and awesome keyboard player.
Revelation X by Supahdupah!! April 12, 2009
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Revelation of the method
Confessing the truth about an information, whether asserted true and actually false, or asserted false and actually true; to mock the person believing it, who is now solely responsible for continuing to believe it. It often takes the form of hiding in plain sight, ridicule, irony, sarcasm.
Revelation of the method by rOpex August 31, 2022
Black Holes and Revelations
An amazing album by the amazing band Muse, which came out in 2006. The album features such songs as
1. Take A Bow
2. Starlight
3. Supermassive Black Hole
4. Map of the Problematique
5. Soldier's Poem
6. Invincible
7. Assassin
8. Exo Politics
9. City of Delusion
10. Hoodoo
11. Knights of Cydonia
1. Take A Bow
2. Starlight
3. Supermassive Black Hole
4. Map of the Problematique
5. Soldier's Poem
6. Invincible
7. Assassin
8. Exo Politics
9. City of Delusion
10. Hoodoo
11. Knights of Cydonia
Black Holes and Revelations by kailey_09 April 8, 2009
Revelationous Maximus
(Noun) When one ore more people, under the influence of marijuana, achieve(s) a monumental realization or idea through a systematic progression of thoughts. This process can occur individually or socially. Individually, Synchronizationous Maximus must occur with the individual's surroundings or environment, causing a linear progression of thoughts. Socially, Synchronizationous Maximus must occur with other people causing an exponential (non-linear) progression of thoughts. An ultimate conclusion regarding reality, language, existence, knowledge, perception, or human behavior is revealed to the individual(s) that shakes the fabric of their reality.
Note: Often facilitated by Marinationous Maximus
See: Nirvana, Enlightenment, Tripping Balls
Note: Often facilitated by Marinationous Maximus
See: Nirvana, Enlightenment, Tripping Balls
Stoner 1: Dude, the Sun is like a nucleus and the surrounding planets are like electrons.
Stoner 2: DUDE you're right. Our whole Universe could be an atom in another Universe.
Stoner 1: Dude, we'ved achieved Revelationous Maximus.
Stoner 2: DUDE you're right. Our whole Universe could be an atom in another Universe.
Stoner 1: Dude, we'ved achieved Revelationous Maximus.
Revelationous Maximus by Pi Ups April 26, 2010
Post-Ejaculation Revelation
(PERV)-Noun.
The period of time after a man has ejaculated where (for once) sex and women aren't on his mind and he suddenly has a clear thought process bringing in major epiphanies and supreme moments of clarity on life;
fyi: (these "PERVs" only last about a couple of minutes, or even seconds, which then after the idea of sex returns back to the brain.)
The period of time after a man has ejaculated where (for once) sex and women aren't on his mind and he suddenly has a clear thought process bringing in major epiphanies and supreme moments of clarity on life;
fyi: (these "PERVs" only last about a couple of minutes, or even seconds, which then after the idea of sex returns back to the brain.)
Alexander Graham Bell got into a huge argument with his girlfriend on his lack of communication skills since he supposedly didn't let her know that he was going to be home later than planned that night. This argument between them left her in a frustrated mood for the rest of the night which then resulted in her refusing to give him sex.
So after his girlfriend fell asleep, Alexander went to the outhouse in order to blow his load before going to bed. With his lack of communication skills still on his mind, he busted his nut which brought on a Post-Ejaculation Revelation:
"If I could have somehow communicated with my girlfriend from another location over some talking device... I could have gotten sex tonight! Yes, this idea is grand! I'll call it the telephone!"
The rest is history.
So after his girlfriend fell asleep, Alexander went to the outhouse in order to blow his load before going to bed. With his lack of communication skills still on his mind, he busted his nut which brought on a Post-Ejaculation Revelation:
"If I could have somehow communicated with my girlfriend from another location over some talking device... I could have gotten sex tonight! Yes, this idea is grand! I'll call it the telephone!"
The rest is history.
Post-Ejaculation Revelation by hansonpaulsey November 8, 2009
Masturbation Revelation
Finding out, that after masturbating, you don't really want to do some of the sexual acts that you deemed a good idea while aroused or horny.
"Dude I was totally gonna go have sex with my Ex Girlfriend yesterday. I was stoked!"
"Well what happened bro??"
"PSH! I had a Masturbation Revelation after I jerked it to try and make it last longer. I texted her after I finished whacking it and told her to fuck off! Then I went and ate a sandwich"
"Well what happened bro??"
"PSH! I had a Masturbation Revelation after I jerked it to try and make it last longer. I texted her after I finished whacking it and told her to fuck off! Then I went and ate a sandwich"
Masturbation Revelation by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011
Post Cum Revelation
John: I was really planning on wanking it twice that afternoon. No one was home.
Jason: So why didn't you?
John: I wanked it once but after that I had a post cum revelation. I know longer wanted to wank a second time
Jason: So why didn't you?
John: I wanked it once but after that I had a post cum revelation. I know longer wanted to wank a second time
Post Cum Revelation by Tavid Johnson October 14, 2012
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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