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Retrezvous 

(1) A meeting with someone in your past, at a location significant to you both; or (2) A secret meeting with an ex, pretty much for horizontal recreation

This word also has the added benefit of a strong linguistic alignment with 'deja vu' (hey, I've been here before...)
"Hi Claire, I know it's been a while, but I have to see you again. Please? I won't tell Amy if you don't tell Brad - can we have a little retrezvous at that hotel we used to go to in the city?"
Retrezvous by bill cauliflower August 13, 2016
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Rendezvouses 

The plural of the word "rendezvous" that is not "rendezvous".
Despite their promise never to meet again she rendezvouses with him all the time.

It's crazy how many rendezvouses I've had with Steve this past month.
Rendezvouses by pandaninja January 1, 2012

rendezvous 

a meeting planned at a certain time and place , can also be a secret meeting between lovers.
"he was waiting for them at the rendezvous"
rendezvous by Gucci January 13, 2005

Red Light Rendezvous 

A special chance meeting at a red light with someone of lesser intelligence who just cut you off and/or sped in front of you so that they could get in front of you. Usually the result of wasteful speeding and/or reckless driving.
"The other day I had a red light rendezvous with a Mustang that cut me off for no reason. I promptly gave him the finger."
Red Light Rendezvous by LesJuanTed October 20, 2008

Rendezvous with Reality 

1. A sudden encounter with economic reality that dramatically changes one's perceptions, plans or outlook.
2. A rude awakening to the stark differences between fantasy and actual life.
3. The dramatic change process that began in September 2008 with the collapse of the U.S. financial system.
Jean was planning to buy a vacation home in Hawaii until she had a Rendezvous with Reality -- her retirement fund had declined 50% since last fall.

secret rendezvous 

a hidden affair to others between 2 individuals
Carolina and Josh had a secret rendezvous when she came over late at nite
secret rendezvous by Anonymous July 30, 2003

Rendezvous 

Rendezvous is a French word meaning a predetermined place and time for meeting. It had much greater meaning to the trappers and traders of the late 18th and early 19th centuries.
mariah carey-touch my body
"If there's a camera up in here
Then I'd best not catch this flick
On YouTube (YouTube)
'Cause if you run your mouth and brag
About this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down
'Cause they be all up in my bidness
Like a Wendy Interview
But this is private
Between you and I"
Rendezvous by kamunyak faith January 17, 2009
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