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Retracto
Retracto is the name of the correction alpaca. You can hear its theme song on many of Project Veritas youtube videos. It is used whenever an author does not tell the truth about a subject and is forced to "update" or correct the article.
Retracto by D. W. Michalak February 23, 2021
cheek retractor
trad: a medieval medical contraption used to hold the buttocks open designed for facilitating the inspection of the patient's anus and rectum for tapeworms.
modern: a device used in the rendezvous of sexual deviants during sodomy
modern: a device used in the rendezvous of sexual deviants during sodomy
cheek retractor by Power Team November 5, 2009
sexual refractory period
He knew as soon as he entered the sexual refractory period that he had made a horrible, horrible mistake.
sexual refractory period by MFaussie January 16, 2018
retractable vagina
retractable vagina by meeeehellluhhh February 24, 2009
ex-post retracto
My brilliant response to their Facebook status update was ex-post retractoed when they deleted their status.
ex-post retracto by Dr John April 1, 2010
refractory period
A period of great sadness. Specifically, the time after male ejaculation during which he is not able to maintain another erection.
Ellen is so hot, I don't even experience a refractory period after I bang her, I can go straight through all night.
refractory period by Kunta Kinte Mufase Mbwatu July 15, 2006
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