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The residue left in a tooter after a large quantity of drugs has been smoked through it. See also resin, reclaim
I've got to start smoking all this retoot I've accumulated from clogged toot toots.
Retoot by Blendan August 26, 2023
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Rectum reboot 

To have a second helping of anal sex.
That was so hot we went for a rectum reboot!
Rectum reboot by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016
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Star Trek Reboot

Refers to the 2009 Star Trek film based on the fact that the original story line is restarted. This term is primarily used by the online Star Trek fandom.
Person1- Have you checked ontd_startrek today?
Person2- No.
Person1- They just posted new manips from Star Trek Reboot.
Star Trek Reboot by tpdnce00 November 1, 2009

Reboot Wednesday 

The day after Patch Tuesday (The second Wednesday of the month in months that don't start with Wednesday). The day you have to reboot your computer for the patch to be installed on your computer.
guy 1: Happy Reboot Wednesday!
guy 2: huh?
guy 1: nvm it's a computer nerd thing
Reboot Wednesday by Straemer September 24, 2007

courtesy reboot

The courtesy reboot occurs when you are using your computer for a time-sensitive purpose, such as writing a report or making a presentation in a meeting. Without notice or even a BSOD, your screen blanks out and your computer reboots. On restart you frequently receive a cheery "update installed!" message, which makes your blood boil.
Presenter: Now let's take a look at the FY09 budget numbers, which we need submit in the next 20 minutes.

(Screen blanks out)

Attendee: Looks like you're going to have to wait for that courtesy reboot first, pal.

retortoise 

Someone who thinks of a witty response too late for it to be funny. A combination of the word retort and tortoise.
That would have been funny five minutes ago, too bad you're a retortoise.
retortoise by JuanNephrota August 14, 2012

rebootlip 

when an established fictional universe, work, or series which originally was centered around white characters is restarted and recast with black actors.
nigerian MAGA hat wearer one: "you see that new rebootlip of Wonder Years?"
nigerian MAGA hat wearer two: "yeah it stunk"
nigerian MAGA hat wearer one: "really?! it wasn't any good?"
nigerian MAGA hat wearer two: "nah, it was good, just the whole cast is black now and they looked like they stunkd"
nigerian MAGA hat wearer one: "yeah these rebootlips are outta control, heard they gonna rebootlip Dr Doolittle and call it Doctor Dindunuffin"
rebootlip by evenbilljameshatesyou December 13, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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