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Counter-roasted
When you finna get roasted and you got nothing else to say, you hit them with a cheap ass line ending with the words "get counter-roasted".
Counter-roasted by Spergy Merbles November 4, 2015
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Retoasted • Rejoasted • Retoasterated • rotoasted • R'toasted • retarted • roasted • Retorted • retated • roasted and toasted
Roasted like EVA
An extreme state of embarrassment caused by getting severely dissed by someone.
The expression was coined by the phattest freestyler known to man, Eli Porter.
The expression was coined by the phattest freestyler known to man, Eli Porter.
Dude #1: Man I just found out my wife is cheating on me.
Dude #2: Damn son, you got roasted like EVA!
Dude #2: Damn son, you got roasted like EVA!
Roasted like EVA by JibbyJ November 21, 2010
Over Roasted Turkey Scarecrow
The truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. It stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive.
Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!
Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!
Did you see the state of Jo? She totally looks like an over roasted turkey scarecrow!
Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?
Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?
Over Roasted Turkey Scarecrow by BlossomG April 3, 2013
dry roasted
dry roasted by mitch00uk March 29, 2015
Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted
When you roast someone and they have no comebacks at all and just standing there, absorbing the screams from the crowd as the roastee, makes a square in the air with his hands, and waves a check in the air.
1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.
Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.
Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...
Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted by Zupalan January 9, 2019
Roasted in a Beret
The act of having someone call you out for something or other whilst unrelatedly having put a lot of effort into your outfit/makeup/hair that day and feeling double the shame because of it.
Person 1: Oh, you look cute today!
Person 2: Yeah, but I came in late to class and my professor called me out for it, so I felt like I got roasted in a beret.
Person 2: Yeah, but I came in late to class and my professor called me out for it, so I felt like I got roasted in a beret.
Roasted in a Beret by themothman1966 March 25, 2019
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