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A town in North Nottinghamshire with no history and yet prides itself in being historic.

The only viable activity is to develop a drinking problem.

Nothing in the way of night clubs but still has a vibrant *cough* nightlife. (If you want a fight that is)
person one- "night out in Retford?"

person two- "much as I like not being in a fight, there's nothing better to do"
Retford by Eyebrows Mcgee December 8, 2010
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a crappy place in nottinghamshire full of middle class inbred snobs with their heads so far up their own arses the can see out of their mouths. people there are unfriendly and talk and mate within their own groups in society. which is usually their family.
person 1:omg that girls uncle is also her father!
person 2: she must be from retford
retford by IwouldDestroyu May 21, 2011
usually a mix of retard and tird, often used online as an insult
player1: OMFG HOW THE HELL DID U MISS HIM, NOOB!!!
player2: stfu, like ur any better, retird
retird by thePwn January 10, 2009
Retird is a really retarded way to spell retard. People who spell retard in this way should be called RETIRDS!

In the future, retarded people will be offended if someone mistakes them for a retird.
Samira: Rikard! You are such a retird!
Richard: That's "retard" Samira. Learn how to spell...

Samira: Shudddduppp! :)
Retird by Shuddup12345 April 16, 2011

Retford Flap 

A Retford flap is one in which a minimum of 5 hours is taken for a flap to be raised. It is not restricted to a specific flap or area of the body. All flaps can be considered to be Retford if there are severe delays and cancellations that affect the smooth running of operations. Often a queue will be formed as a result.
Surgeon 1: “Bro, why is this flap taking you to so long to raise?”
Surgeon 2: “Don’t blame me bro, it’s a Retford flap - those lunatics from admin didn’t do their jobs properly.”
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

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