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When 2 friends are not friends but they are best friends doing ghetto stuff togethrr in which one is going die and ur crazy.

The retardimsim is high 😂

Retardimsim by Rozea February 5, 2018

retardism

A philosophy or the actual physical act that demonstrates one's stupidity and statements thereof. onesided,tithead,
slow,retard,asshole,moron

The asshole of a boss was preaching his regular spiel of bullshit which was nothing more than retardism.

retardism by spikeB028 November 11, 2006

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retardissimo

To be at the utmost level of retardedness

dude, you just stabbed your eyeball with a ferret, you are retardissimo

retardissimo by Hari November 1, 2003

retardism

a name of a child you hate, or a religion for stupid people such as myself

¨oh them? they are just my retardism.¨

¨I believe the religion of retardism.¨

retardism by Ca2en September 15, 2017

Retardisimo

Being the most retard of all the retards. More retarded then any retard in existence.

Dedicated to ThetaGang r/wallstreetbets

Yeah dude that "retardismo" Thetagang took a loan for 30k turned it into 101k, lost it all, and is reapplied for a 30k loan at age 18.

Retardisimo- Being the most retard of all the retards. More retarded then any retard in existence.

Retardisimo by Kalinux9 April 15, 2020

retardism

the state or condition of being dropped on your head.

that asshole got dropped on his fucking head. he has retardism

retardism by Wills0 June 6, 2009

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retardism

retardism (v.) one who acts retarded all the time.

that person has retardism.

that person has been diagnosed with retardism.

retardism by funnies23 January 9, 2011

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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