Retaintard

A person that forgets all information almost immediately after having a detailed conversation about a said topic.

Krista shared a recipe with Dave but when asked about it, Dave forgot how to make it. Dave is such a retaintard.

Retaintard by dcw001 June 30, 2023

Reintardation 

When somebody is reincarnated and returns as someone who is mentally challenged or retarded.

There was a boy who came back as a retard after being a famous celebrity in his previous life. Such beliefs stem the Buddhists who believe in Reincarnation, well reintardation is when someone comes back as a mentally retarded person.

Reintardation by Phaenixdrools April 21, 2009

Reintardation 

Converting to a new religion and ending up more stupid than before.

His constant preaching is a sign of reintardation,

Reintardation by Blursaw February 11, 2010

remaintard 

Remaintard n. A person who strongly and thoughtlessly believes the UK should remain in the EU.

Often left-leaning and clearly the cousin of Libtards.

Usually anti democratic and can tell you 50000 ways the UK will melt and sink into the Atlantic in an orgy of steam if it dares to leave Nirvana, usually referred to as the EU by Remaintards.

Easiest way to spot one is their use of #FBPE, which stands for “Fuck Britain, Pro Europe”.

Often confused. Can’t generally distinguish between Europe and the EU

“Hey dude, wasn’t it great when I threw my milkshake over Farage?”

“Remaintard!”

remaintard by Mike the Biking Viking May 31, 2019

retardtard

When your so high you get so retarded that you can’t even say retarded so it changed to retardtard

Man I’m so high I’m retardtard

retardtard by Sam.BartyB September 18, 2019

raintard 

The act of driving like a retard when it starts to rain

The guy in front of me is driving like a total raintard

raintard by Chilton Burr July 18, 2005

retalitarded 

Adjective describing a person or action taken in retaliation which is excessive for the circumstances.

Drunk guy A: "That cheddar dick over there just bumped into me. I think I'm going to throw my beer bottle into the back of his head when I am done drinking it."

Drunk guy B: "Don't be retalitarded. It was clearly an accident, fuckmunch."

retalitarded by broadwaytonker April 18, 2009