Retaintard

A person that forgets all information almost immediately after having a detailed conversation about a said topic.
Krista shared a recipe with Dave but when asked about it, Dave forgot how to make it. Dave is such a retaintard.
by dcw001 June 30, 2023
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Jersey Clam Bake

When oral sex is being performed and the man is about to ejacualte on his partners face he suddenly places his testicles on the nose of his partner and flatulates directly into the mouth.
Jersey Clam Bake
by dcw001 September 09, 2010
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