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Rendez Poo

1. Going to the toilets with a buddy, with the intention to both do a Number 2.

2. Bumping into a friend whilst both taking a dump in adjacent cubicles.
1. Lenny: "Hey man, rendez poo in 5."
Carl: "Yeah, that Indian food'll be catching up with me any minute."

2. Stu: "La la la, sitting on the toilet..."
Brian: "Hey, Stu, is that you?"
Stu: "Talk about a rendez poo"
by Greglar September 27, 2011
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rendezook

RendeZook - from video gaming; while dogfighting in aircraft - bailing from your aircraft and shooting down another aircraft with a rocket launcher and then re-entering your aircraft
Examples: "oh man someone finally pulled off a rendezook in X vehicle from Y game, check it out on youtube!"

Battlefield 3, to perform a rendezook a player aims his jet straight up, ejects (which sends him upwards, due to game code working to move players upward instead of in relation to the plane), aims down and shoots an RPG destroying his enemy at his tail, then his jet catches back up with him falling and he re-enters the jet.

Planetside 2, mechanic allows the player to roll the jet / ESF and eject upwards slightly if inverted (again eject angle allows the player to travel in a motion outside their vehicle in relation to the vehicle and catch back up to it), to rendezook the player begins the roll, ejects and then shoots a decimator / rocket, destroying another aircraft, then re-enters the jet / ESF.
by nooglide September 23, 2013
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Rendezbooze

When a group of people (friends, co-workers, acquaintances) get together to drink.
I just bought a bottle of gin and have tonic at home, we should rendezbooze at your place for further discussion on the topic.....
by SecretSmith May 16, 2010
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Rendezpoos

Also known as a "Group poop", a rendezpoos is when a group of people take a shit together.
Jerry: "Hey Sally, you want to rendezpoos at the park with Mary?"
Sally: "Her shits stink. No.
Jerry: Oh.
by fartknocker_buttmunch June 6, 2011
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rendezboobs

The gathering or multiple boobs, often when two girls boobs touch each other.
When Elizabeth and Jasmine hugged, they had a major rendezboobs
by Penis man. August 4, 2011
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Rendezbooze

An event that takes place when a group decides to meet up in a specific place to drink alchahol.
Chuck: I had a really long day.
Ben: Yeah, me too. Let's get a drink.
Chuck: Sounds good to me. Let's rendezbooze at the bar at 6:00.
by suppakool#20 December 7, 2011
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rendezloo

We snuck off to the bathroom for a quick rendezloo.
by guymale September 12, 2012
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