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Rendezpoos 

Also known as a "Group poop", a rendezpoos is when a group of people take a shit together.
Jerry: "Hey Sally, you want to rendezpoos at the park with Mary?"
Sally: "Her shits stink. No.
Jerry: Oh.
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RendeZook - from video gaming; while dogfighting in aircraft - bailing from your aircraft and shooting down another aircraft with a rocket launcher and then re-entering your aircraft
Examples: "oh man someone finally pulled off a rendezook in X vehicle from Y game, check it out on youtube!"

Battlefield 3, to perform a rendezook a player aims his jet straight up, ejects (which sends him upwards, due to game code working to move players upward instead of in relation to the plane), aims down and shoots an RPG destroying his enemy at his tail, then his jet catches back up with him falling and he re-enters the jet.

Planetside 2, mechanic allows the player to roll the jet / ESF and eject upwards slightly if inverted (again eject angle allows the player to travel in a motion outside their vehicle in relation to the vehicle and catch back up to it), to rendezook the player begins the roll, ejects and then shoots a decimator / rocket, destroying another aircraft, then re-enters the jet / ESF.
rendezook by nooglide September 23, 2013

Rendezvouses 

The plural of the word "rendezvous" that is not "rendezvous".
Despite their promise never to meet again she rendezvouses with him all the time.

It's crazy how many rendezvouses I've had with Steve this past month.
Rendezvouses by pandaninja January 1, 2012

rendezvous 

a meeting planned at a certain time and place , can also be a secret meeting between lovers.
"he was waiting for them at the rendezvous"
rendezvous by Gucci January 13, 2005

Rendezbooze 

When a group of people (friends, co-workers, acquaintances) get together to drink.
I just bought a bottle of gin and have tonic at home, we should rendezbooze at your place for further discussion on the topic.....
Rendezbooze by SecretSmith May 16, 2010
Word of the Day on May 8, 2011

Red Light Rendezvous 

A special chance meeting at a red light with someone of lesser intelligence who just cut you off and/or sped in front of you so that they could get in front of you. Usually the result of wasteful speeding and/or reckless driving.
"The other day I had a red light rendezvous with a Mustang that cut me off for no reason. I promptly gave him the finger."
Red Light Rendezvous by LesJuanTed October 20, 2008

Rendezvous with Reality 

1. A sudden encounter with economic reality that dramatically changes one's perceptions, plans or outlook.
2. A rude awakening to the stark differences between fantasy and actual life.
3. The dramatic change process that began in September 2008 with the collapse of the U.S. financial system.
Jean was planning to buy a vacation home in Hawaii until she had a Rendezvous with Reality -- her retirement fund had declined 50% since last fall.
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