Remism 

Remism

Remism is the religion in which the beliefs revolve solely around unicorn foetus tears.

It was discovered in the late 13th century, when Remmy McRem drank some unicorn foetus tears and miraculously became disabled.

He shrank from 6 ft 3 to 3ft 5, and could not, no matter how hard he tried, stop his tongue from hanging outta his mouth

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESHT is the mantra which Remists repeat over and over when meditating.

In the annual holiday of Remmadan, the religious dish of Raisingreenscrote is eaten whilst grating Shaze. Afterwards, Remists play a game called brown the mince.

They take it in turns to snort bits of raw meat through a straw – the winner gets to eat some cabbage dipped in unicorn foetus tears.

Presents can be given on this holiday, which goes back to when Remmy McRem was given an alpaka called Gary to ride to his auntie's brothel to get some soup because he couldn't cook because he was disabled REMember.

There once was a man named Remmy,
Who woke up and he had a semi,
He played with his chode,
then he shot his load,
And fed it to the children from Denny.

This is holy scripture of Remists, they read it every tuesday which is known as Remday. Between the hours of 3pm and 7pm.

"I met this Remist the other day, he was riding his alpaka well fast! I heard him doing his mantras too, all like - 'WHEEEEEEEEEEEESHT' 'n' shit" Remism is hilare.

Remism by Remlover November 23, 2011

remism (reh-mizm) 

: When in a story or a fictional situation, a human is converted into an object.

: A human containing characteristics of inanimate objects

And they shrank into teapots!

The men suddenly turned into chess pieces...

Beauty in the Beast, people turning into objects; an example of remism (reh-mizm)

remism (reh-mizm) by Peachrx December 9, 2020

Renism 

Renism, the religion of worshipping the God, renjamin03 from twitch.tv

They are very cool and thousands of people are in Renism.

i recently joined Renism

Renism by cupduh August 23, 2021

Remistake 

to make the same mistake again

Everytime I find a girl it ends in heartbreak. You and I, won't let myself make my remistake

Remistake by Daequelistanism September 28, 2018

Redism

Any piece of wisdom espoused by Red Forman.

Redism: "Sleep tight and don't let the bedbugs put a foot in your ass."

Redism by Bud Knisley July 29, 2008

Regismic 

It is a combination of "really" and "orgasmic." It is along the same lines as spectacular, stellar, awesome, and fantastic. But it trumps all of those. It is the ultimate adjective.

Those cookies were regismic.

You were just regismicly brosted.

Rachel is a regismic student.

Regismic by reswein September 10, 2011

Rexismonk

Rexismonk is one the greatest beings in the earth-He is celestial(The almighty God)

There ain't NOBODY better than Rexismonk here cause he is God

Rexismonk by RexisDaBest June 11, 2018