reita

The sexiest Japanese rocker on the scene. Often causes fangirls to cream their pants.

ZOMFG IT'S REITA. Go on google and search him up bitch. :D

by Yuki Mitsuhiro June 17, 2007

Reita

The ultimate in perfection. A beautiful, hot, sexy, intelligent and successful person that you can't help but, want to be with all the time. She's clumsy, and gets nervous, and scared very easily. She loves surprises, hugs, and loves to be around with a lot of people. She's also very mature, and loves to play around. One who thinks she’s not pretty, but is the most gorgeous person you've ever seen. She has big dreams, and will end up with all she has ever dreamed of, because she didn't take advantage of what she had, when she was younger. She's caring and thoughtful. Better not let this one, get away. She loves romance, and has to go on the perfect first date. Also known as the coolest girl on the block.

guy 1: have you seen Reita?
guy 2: she is so perfect for a man
guy 1: whoever is dating her is so lucky
guy 2: I wish it was me

by 🍭🍫 November 23, 2021

Reita Toritsuka

A perverted spirit medium from The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. He oversexualizes the female body and relies on ghosts to try and hit on girls, since no one likes him lmao

Reita Toritsuka's a fucking pervert. No wonder none of the girls at PK Academy like him.

by NG@motherfunker August 22, 2021

Rectalgia

Rectalgia is a medical term meaning a pain in the rectum. You can see where this is going, it can be usefully applied to people who are a pain in the arse, you know the WOSPs, Malcolms and fuckwits of the world. See also pygalgia.

There are some people whose mere existence causes acute rectalgia.

by AKACroatalin February 23, 2017

Rectal Reptile

A huge turd, comprising nearly the entire contents of the large intestine, that gets deposited in one piece and coils around the bowl a few times.

Guess I'm eating enough fiber, 'cause I almost clogged the damn toilet with that rectal reptile!

by Phuqit October 9, 2006

rectal health day

To stay home from work or school due to the high probability that a torrent of liquid awfulness will be expelled from your bowels involuntarily and without warning.

Even though I took a rectal health day from work, I still had to attend a web conference on my iPhone from the shitter.

by Bogrimm May 4, 2018

T-Rectadactyl

1. A Pterodactyl mixed with a Tyrannosaurus rex.
2. Some wack shit a SoundCloud rapper said in one of his songs, Snow “Lights Out” Promo.

What’s a beast to a dinosaur nigga, Pterodactyl
Mixed with a T-Rex...T-Rectadactyl!

by Urappy July 11, 2019