A resident at the freshman dorm Reinert, at Saint Louis University. Unlike the other freshman dorm, Griesedeck, Reinert has only 10 floors and is a good two blocks from the main campus. Reinert is located near the shady Shell and Del Taco, both of which are life threatening, especially at nightfall. It is a strong hold for the Chinese international students, who can be found in the lobby playing pool and billiards. The dorm was previously a hotel and has pool, but it is not on. Like aliens we are far from the center of the university, but we do have our own bathrooms.
"Where do youlive?"
"Over in Reinert."
"Oh so you're a Reinertian! You're so far out there!"
Pronounced with a frog like accent, rreeerr-berts, is a creature who tends to nark on everybody, known for its "lurking" ability it watches and waits in the shadows of ppl cooler than him. A rerbert often tries to become cooler, i.e. by lying about his habits with substances
Chastity: Yoh! lets go to that island party.
Ballison: Idk I hear Rerberts is going to be there, wild st fari
Cpt. Jack sparrow: NO!NO!NO!
A cute, warm and charming guy. A LoverBoy that gets all the girls. He is also very talented especially singing and dancing. He is also gonna be a futureTikTokstar.