A resident at the freshman dorm Reinert, at Saint Louis University. Unlike the other freshman dorm, Griesedeck, Reinert has only 10 floors and is a good two blocks from the main campus. Reinert is located near the shady Shell and Del Taco, both of which are life threatening, especially at nightfall. It is a strong hold for the Chinese international students, who can be found in the lobby playing pool and billiards. The dorm was previously a hotel and has pool, but it is not on. Like aliens we are far from the center of the university, but we do have our own bathrooms.
Pronounced with a frog like accent, rreeerr-berts, is a creature who tends to nark on everybody, known for its "lurking" ability it watches and waits in the shadows of ppl cooler than him. A rerbert often tries to become cooler, i.e. by lying about his habits with substances
Chastity: Yoh! lets go to that island party.
Ballison: Idk I hear Rerberts is going to be there, wild st fari
Cpt. Jack sparrow: NO!NO!NO!
A cute, warm and charming guy. A LoverBoy that gets all the girls. He is also very talented especially singing and dancing. He is also gonna be a futureTikTok star.