Regooning

Obsessing over hamburgers, which are most of the time fresh.

Oh my god im regooning

Regooning by UID24 November 26, 2024

remorning 

A salutation uttered upon seeing a person for the second or third time in a day when one has already said, “Good Morning.” Often used at work when one meets a co-worker by the copy machine ten minutes after seeing him/her before or when running an out-and-back course and seeing someone for a second time who is running the opposite direction.

Rick: Isn’t this that same group we saw before the turnaround?
Tim (to Rick): Yes, it is.

Tim (to group): Remorning, everyone!

Jim: Weren’t you just in here copying something?
Tim: Yes, I was, and remorning to you!

remorning by THW March 2, 2017

racooning

(n) the act of exploring a neighboorhood with the express purpose of rummaging through people's trash or stuff set at the curb (usually in a vehicle for covering more ground, ease of removal) in order to find possibly valuable items; popular on weekends, nights before trash pickup

remember that lamp i found when we were out racooning last week? i found another one just like it at the thrift store yesterday!

racooning by sdm125 September 26, 2010

circular reasoning 

Circular reasoning is providing evidence for the validity of an assertion, which assumes the validity of the assertion.

General forms include "A is true because A is true" or "A is true because B is true, and B is true because A is true".

Often used as a mechanism to prevent an assertion from being challenged or questioned, or to "win" a debate by sending it round and round in circles.

Examples of circular reasoning:

"I'm right because I'm right."

"There isn't a problem with the rule, because if everyone obeyed it there wouldn't be a problem."

"Piracy is wrong because it's against the law, and it's against the law because it's wrong."

"X is stupid because he's an idiot."

circular reasoning by fwe22 May 25, 2006

Racooning

The act foraging for food late at night in your own kitchen while under the influence of marijuana. One must sneak about their kitchen searching for munchies while trying not to wake up others who are sleeping, such as parents, spouses or any other person that would not appreciate you waking them up as you search for food. One must look for food as quietly as possible by the light of an open refrigerator.

I woke my wife up last night when I was racooning. I accidentally slammed the microwave door after pulling out a really hot mini pizza.

Racooning by McKrautSki March 2, 2008

Revloning 

The act of a ginger shoving a Revlon brand hairbrush up their anus, jerking off and then, sending it to a gay kid and blocking them.

DId you see the guy who videoed him self Revloning

Revloning by the hairbrush master May 3, 2023

SAT Reasoning Test

The most complex, confusing, and most important high school test ever made. The company that makes it, CollegeBoard, makes it very tricky, and it is ABSOLUTELY the most important test in high school. Despite it's name, most of it is NOT reasoning, most of the test requires prior knowledge and skills.

WTH? CollegeBoard is giving me a test that doesn't even test beyond anything I learn in college. This test is rigged. The only people who get high scores on the test study for it, defeating it's purpose. So Why am I waking up early on a Saturday to take this again? The SAT reasoning test should be banned.

SAT Reasoning Test by BiggaNXT September 26, 2008