Arrogant, egotistical, manwhore. He believes he controls the universe and everyone in it. He likes to play the part of a benevolent god dishing out unwanted advice. He feels he understands a person better then they actual do. His cell phone is practically attached to his hand, which is his only means of
communication with the
opposite sex. He constantly tries to get laid to every girl he knows with no success, but claims that he does. His biggest
accomplishment in the love area comes from a girl in a different country who he has never met. Only washes his hair once a month (maybe) resulting in unnatural growth and small creatures. Incredibly short and slimy and obese.