REELJEENYUS

Arrogant, egotistical, manwhore. He believes he controls the universe and everyone in it. He likes to play the part of a benevolent god dishing out unwanted advice. He feels he understands a person better then they actual do. His cell phone is practically attached to his hand, which is his only means of communication with the opposite sex. He constantly tries to get laid to every girl he knows with no success, but claims that he does. His biggest accomplishment in the love area comes from a girl in a different country who he has never met. Only washes his hair once a month (maybe) resulting in unnatural growth and small creatures. Incredibly short and slimy and obese.

wow that guy is just a fool to think he could get that girl with the odor he's sporting? what a reeljeenyus.

REELJEENYUS by relaxedangel1 May 21, 2010

reel jeenyus 

a boy that calls himself a man and uses his so called reputation to try destroy innocent people whether it be on a website or behind a person's back with accusations. never wants to see the truth behind lies so no one really bothers to get the truth to him. believes himself to be a genius but has difficulties spelling even the simplest of words and can't see when he being a fool.

wow that guy is a "reel jeenyus "to be oblivious to the trap they all got him stuck in......

reel jeenyus by saraleena May 11, 2010

reel jeenyus 

a boy that calls himself a man and uses his so called reputation to try destroy innocent people whether it be on a website or behind a person's back with accusations. never wants to see the truth behind lies so no one really bothers to get the truth to him. believes himself to be a genius but has difficulties spelling even the simplest of words and can't see when he being a fool.

wow that guy is a "reel jeenyus "to be oblivious to the trap they all got him stuck in......

reel jeenyus by saraleena May 11, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012