Reecard

Very sexy xbox player

Omg reecard is hot

Reecard by Reecard February 7, 2020

reicardo 

The most amazing friend you'll ever meet he is sweet but if someone's mean to you he'll punch them in the face he has a sexy body and great personality he's also really funny

That reicardo is hilarious

This reicardo is sexy

reicardo by Adrianna jhonson March 23, 2017

recard 

Noun: A holiday card sent from a corporation, sample order card or card sent from another person resigned by the original recipient and sent to another person. Very cheap but earth friendly!
Verb: To resend a previously recieved card additionally signed by the original recipient.

This years recards were sample cards from a holiday card and gift wrap catalog!

recard by Atakith January 7, 2008

reetard 

noun: Distinct from retard. "Retards" are born in an involuntarily, and have no control over their development. "Reetards" on the other hand are in a voluntary state caused by being too lazy to think and having a delusional belief in one's own cleverness. A "reetard" is usually found flooding discussion forums and message boards with numerous inanities, and where permissable, accompanied by gargantu-.sigs (often with huge, flashing animated gifs). This "reetard" phenomenon of obsessively wanting to see one's own name or nick on screen wherever and whenever possible can be likened to a similar fascination that captive baboons have with seeing their reflections in mirrors - much to the amusement of the zoo going public. Unfortunately, "reetards" are rarely as amusing, except for brief flurries when they are used for sport before the communities they infest ultimately tire and give up.

"Bobby is such a reetard - I swear if he ever says anything vaguely interesting, the world's gonna end"

reetard by felch August 21, 2007

recarded

Anyone who knows nothing about cars or car maintenance

"I can't even pop my hood! I'm completely recarded!"

recarded by balzac dog of doom November 26, 2014

recardo reid 

Smooth with the women has a very big dick and can fuck u very good, also eats the pussy like strawberry ice cream

Recardo Reid

recardo reid by Franklin williams July 15, 2016

REDcard 

The ultimate goal of Target's disillusioned LODs and GSTLs who whip their cashiers with spiked belts at every prompt to try to enforce their will against unsuspecting customers.

Usually the result of a life of shit, failure (i.e. dropping out of college, high school, getting fired out of a more prestigious position), and overall the ultimate fear of losing their job even though they're already working under shitty conditions at little over minimum wage.

Victims are usually high-school students with potential or mentally retarded and morbidly obese individuals that can't find a job anywhere else.

I just started working at Target a week ago, and this nasty bitch with crooked teeth and a terrible lisp told me that if I don't get redcards, she'll murder me and rape my family.
That hurt my feelings, (so I yelled 'This is SPARTA' and roundhouse kicked the b*tch and got the fuck out of there).

REDcard by Knick Nack Paddywack October 16, 2008