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Redlob
Redlob by Hbassuaudbbu October 17, 2020
Words you can keep
When a girl on her period put her hand in her bloody vagina and then jerks you off.
Ally gave me a redjob last night, it took so long to clean.
Redjob by Brendawg69 May 17, 2017

reglob if you crey

A misspelling of 'Reblog if you cried'.
Associated with a notoriously poorly worded story with an odious sentiment behind it designed to make complete idiots feel a modicum of human emotion whilst trawling the internet.

Now used in an ironic sense to either laugh at these authors, or to denote false sympathy for a blog post.
"A girl had ovary cancer and she was terminally going to die,
So she was going to have ovary implants surgery.
When the day came when she was having her surgery,
She said goodbye to her parents and told her boyfriend she loved him.
She came out of the surgery and had no cancer because she was cured.
She saw her family but asked where her boyfriend was.
Her mom then said "Wait, didn't the doctor tell you who donated the ovaries?". REGLOB IF YOU CREYD"

#1 So many exams tomorrow...
#2 REGLOB IF YOU CREYED
#1 You're an arse.
reglob if you crey by Doc Daneeka November 17, 2011

RedLobertin 

He’s a YouTuber who’s pretty funny handsome and cool. He is also definitely not the one who wrote this.
My favorite YouTuber is RedLobertin.
RedLobertin by RedLobertin February 17, 2021

Redrobotno 

A dipshit that's both dyslexic as hell & can't see for shit. The blindest of bois with the reddest of hairs.
Person 1: When you think of the consemalaquencios.
Person 2: The what now?.
Person 1: Sorry just pulled a Redrobotno for a second.
Redrobotno by Redrobotno July 6, 2021

redlobsterous

Greek. Derived from preposterous meaning ridiculous or incredulous.
That booty could federa man from three feet away, then it did, it was redlobsterous.
A close-up of Janet Jackson's nipple hit the online so fast, it was redlobsterous.
Coach preceeded to tell the boys to leave the gym, but his voice was so muffled, that it was redlobsterous.
One time someone fell on my leg and created a redlobsterous bruise that protruded my pants with curvature.
redlobsterous by Coubs Beast February 29, 2004

redlorswift 

redlorswift is a user on twitter who is a Taylor Swift fan. He goes by ‘zaf’ and is known for hosting the Swiftie Awards on twitter. Unfortunately, the account is now suspended.
redlorswift is annoying
redlorswift by fifuxkcjci65246 September 7, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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