RedZoner:
a person who wastes every Sunday during the NFL season watching football non stop, commercial free football on the RedZone channel and not getting jack shit done for 7 straight hours. Its the best way possible to spend your football Sunday's. This is particularly popular with fantasy football players, and people who just have nothing better to do all day on Sundays.
a person who wastes every Sunday during the NFL season watching football non stop, commercial free football on the RedZone channel and not getting jack shit done for 7 straight hours. Its the best way possible to spend your football Sunday's. This is particularly popular with fantasy football players, and people who just have nothing better to do all day on Sundays.
Dude: what did you do this weekend?
Dude 2: Man, I was a complete RedZoner yesterday. I didn't do anything but watch watch non-stop football and eat tons of crappy food. The day was pure awesomeness!
Dude 2: Man, I was a complete RedZoner yesterday. I didn't do anything but watch watch non-stop football and eat tons of crappy food. The day was pure awesomeness!
by sarjas1 September 7, 2014
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SOME "REDZONER" FACTS:
1. Not all "redzoners" listen to Slipknot or KoRn and go to mosh pits.
2. "redzoners" are generally nice, up for a laugh and have a different style of music/fashion to most people.
3. "REDZONERS" DO NOT WANT TO "NIFE UP YO MUM"
SOME "REDZONER" FACTS:
1. Not all "redzoners" listen to Slipknot or KoRn and go to mosh pits.
2. "redzoners" are generally nice, up for a laugh and have a different style of music/fashion to most people.
3. "REDZONERS" DO NOT WANT TO "NIFE UP YO MUM"
this redzoner thing drives me insane. If I get called a dirty red or a redzoner ONE more time I am going to lose it.
by _Katie_ April 26, 2006
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The Sunday 1:00 version of Netflix and Chill. You and yo girl watch NFL RedZone, catch some nice football, and then score a touchdown of your own...in her vagina.
You: hey baby
THOT: heyyyy
You: Rezdone and chill??
THOT: yeahhh babyy, but rubbers--I ain't trying to catch nothing but some some action from around the league and that dick ;)
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THOT: heyyyy
You: Rezdone and chill??
THOT: yeahhh babyy, but rubbers--I ain't trying to catch nothing but some some action from around the league and that dick ;)
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by joeyp15 November 30, 2015
Get the redzone and chill mug.The act of fondling another's face with a cylindrical object, i.e. a rolled-up newspaper. This is done in conjunction with saying Redzone (in an awkward tone).
Guy 1: (Fondling roomates face with a rolled-up newspaper) Redzone. (in a creepy tone)
Guy 2: Dude, you just redzoned me! What the hell!!!
Guy 2: Dude, you just redzoned me! What the hell!!!
by Ryan Chappelle November 19, 2007
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Get the redzone mug.Stephanie- Joe, did I gust give you blue balls?
Joe- Nah I got a nice redboner.
Stephanie- Oh good I was getting worried.
Joe- Nah I got a nice redboner.
Stephanie- Oh good I was getting worried.
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