RedZoner

RedZoner:

a person who wastes every Sunday during the NFL season watching football non stop, commercial free football on the RedZone channel and not getting jack shit done for 7 straight hours. Its the best way possible to spend your football Sunday's. This is particularly popular with fantasy football players, and people who just have nothing better to do all day on Sundays.

Dude: what did you do this weekend?

Dude 2: Man, I was a complete RedZoner yesterday. I didn't do anything but watch watch non-stop football and eat tons of crappy food. The day was pure awesomeness!

RedZoner by sarjas1 September 7, 2014

redzoner

Just another meaningless 'insult' for someone who is not a chav

SOME "REDZONER" FACTS:

1. Not all "redzoners" listen to Slipknot or KoRn and go to mosh pits.
2. "redzoners" are generally nice, up for a laugh and have a different style of music/fashion to most people.
3. "REDZONERS" DO NOT WANT TO "NIFE UP YO MUM"

this redzoner thing drives me insane. If I get called a dirty red or a redzoner ONE more time I am going to lose it.

redzoner by _Katie_ April 26, 2006

redzone and chill 

The Sunday 1:00 version of Netflix and Chill. You and yo girl watch NFL RedZone, catch some nice football, and then score a touchdown of your own...in her vagina.

You: hey baby
THOT: heyyyy
You: Rezdone and chill??
THOT: yeahhh babyy, but rubbers--I ain't trying to catch nothing but some some action from around the league and that dick ;)

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redzone and chill by joeyp15 November 30, 2015

redzone 

The act of fondling another's face with a cylindrical object, i.e. a rolled-up newspaper. This is done in conjunction with saying Redzone (in an awkward tone).

Guy 1: (Fondling roomates face with a rolled-up newspaper) Redzone. (in a creepy tone)

Guy 2: Dude, you just redzoned me! What the hell!!!

redzone by Ryan Chappelle November 19, 2007

Redzone 

The redzone is the area between your belly button and the base of your penis.

As soon as she crossed into the redzone, I knew I was gonna score.

Redzone by K-StateCheese March 2, 2011

redzone 

in football, the area inside the 20-yard line

And Comer over the redzone.

redzone by alexzhu January 3, 2005

redboner 

Opposite of blue balls. The state of being sexually satisfied.

Stephanie- Joe, did I gust give you blue balls?

Joe- Nah I got a nice redboner.

Stephanie- Oh good I was getting worried.

redboner by El gringo guapo February 11, 2017