When you are eating a chick out and she gets her period, and as you are pulling away she lets out the "Mega-Queef" and the period blood sprays all over your face.

I was hooking up with his hot ass chick and she gave me a RedBeard, I'm still trying to wash it off.

RedBeard by shmrrrr February 11, 2010

Redbeard

The result on the face of a double cockslap. Looks like red mutton chops.

"Man I 1,2 cockslapped her so hard, I gave her a redbeard."

Redbeard by zagant August 21, 2007

RedBeard it

To get something in other ways than getting it legally as in stealing.

Guy 1: Hey man Halo Reach is coming out! Are you gonna buy it?

Guy 2: Hell na man I'll just RedBeard it.

RedBeard it by Moose Raper.. September 23, 2010

Captain Redbeard

Male who has red facial hair despite having a completely different hair color (typically brown). On a "Captain Redbeard" the red facial hair is typically prominent yet patchy and frequently has no genetic justification.

Hey Captain Redbeard, why don't you dye your beard a normal color?

Captain Redbeard by Rape. Greg Rape. March 17, 2010

Captain Redbeard

Someone who licks out a girl when they are on their period.

Ahahahaha Tom's a Captain Redbeard!

Captain Redbeard by Kempo May 25, 2006

savage redbeard

A crazy drunk, known to the Northern California region, who has a red beard and can crush a softball. Avoid at all costs, alias: Dave , Davey, homo D

Did you see how wasted the savage redbeard was last night??

savage redbeard by Geoffrey Hathhorn January 14, 2008

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026