red burrito

What your cock looks like after fucking a chick on her period.

Maria was on her period last night so after I boned her I had a Red Burrito

by Mr. Whipple June 11, 2006

Red Burrito

When you have sex with a girl on her period and she sucks you off afterward.

Buy me a seafood dinner and I'll give you the red burrito.

by CaptainMeatBeater September 30, 2016

Red burrito

When you get a tuggy for an extended period of time from one who has rough, weathered, and calloused hands.

Bro you know that lady who pushes the shopping cart around behind the autoparts store picking up cigarette butts?! I gave her a smoke and in return she gave me a red burrito!

by Wildwilly52 April 9, 2022