Skip to main content

Red Rose 

Take chocolate syrup and squirt it in a girls vagina while she is on her period. Then you eat her out, and just before you lick up all the chocolate syrup she queefs in your mouth.
Last night i gave my girlfriend a red rose and i got blood and chocolate syrup all over me.
Red Rose by hxcpokemonlover September 6, 2010
Words you can keep

red rose 

when a girl takes the thorns of a rose and tapes them to her hand, then gives a guy a hand job and makes him bleed.
"ouch my dick hurts so bad!"
"dude, what happened"
"my girl gave me a red rose"
red rose by coochie queen April 28, 2008

red rose cafe 

this is slang for telling someone you were somewhere but you were actually getting fucked by lots of gay men
Dowd: I was down at the red rose cafe last night
Me: Oh you were out getting man love
red rose cafe by Pavee December 24, 2007

Rose Red Fever 

1)The crazy emotions of seeing what isn't really there.

2)mainly experienced by the people who reside in Collins Lakes.
3)When you feel a large burst of irrationality or anger and direct your emotions towards people who have no issue or, may have never met you before.
4) dramatic behavior involved with pathological lying.
Sounds to me like a case of rose red fever. you should get him to leave the lakes.
Rose Red Fever by Ellenray May 15, 2011

Rose City Red 

Alternate color worn by the "mighty scum" Portland Timbers of the MLS for 2011. The green of their primary kits blends in too easily with the pitch at their Shit Pipe Park for their meth addicted fan base, that their front office found it necessary to put red on their players so that the Timbers Army can follow the action.

Manufactured by Adidas with pieces stolen from both Liverpool FC and Arsenal FC kits, it's a complete bastard and full of fail. Much like the Timbers themselves.
TA guy: I'd buy my sister-wife a Rose City Red kit if I didn't spend all my money on meth. Fuck.

red roses 

A badass fucking song by Lil Skies.
Guy 1: Yo man, have you heard Red Roses by lil Skies? Guy 2: Yeah man, that shit is fucking litty titty dude!
red roses by NegaOmega January 4, 2019

Red roses too

Red roses too means that the red roses will soon rise up and take over the flower world.
I see trees of green, red roses too
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
Next