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Red Handy 

When a menstruating woman pleasures herself and her dude walks in a catches her and he’s disgusted so to try and make it better she give him a hand job with her bloody hand.
Guy 1: Why is your dick red, I can’t put that in my mouth?
Guy 2: Oh, craziest thing, I caught your sister masturbating and to keep me from running and telling everyone, she gave me a Red Handy.
Guy 1: GROSS DUDE SHE’S ON HER PERIOD!
Guy 2: Haha, exactly.
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Red hand of ulster

A northern irish tradition of, when your friend turns his back, SLAP HIM ON THE BACK OR ASS AT F U L L FORCE.
If you have a Northern irish friend watch ye back
I just gave ya the old red hand of ulster!

red hand 

When someone is striked on their (often bare) back with the palm of the hand, leaving a red imprint or red hand on their back. Can be done in the changing rooms or any other opportunity
He was getting changed and lookin the other way, so i gave him a red hand!
red hand by The Anon November 3, 2008

the red hand 

Start off finger blasting then go knuckles deep until you split the bitch
Guy 1: Bro did that bitch give you the red hand last night?

Guy 2: Yeah right after I dirty deaned her
the red hand by Dasmil 1041 March 20, 2017

red hand gang

All people who have accidentally fingered a girl who has the painters in. Named after the early 20th century Serbian revolutionary group
Dammit, I seem to have joined the red hand gang again. Stupid bitch.
red hand gang by aleij October 1, 2007

red hand 

When you finger a girl on her period then proceed to masturbate with the same hand without cleaning off her period blood
My girlfriend caught me doing a red hand with her sister.
red hand by OG s3a n0od13 June 18, 2017

red hand 

1. The inmate is a red hand. He was caught while stealing money from the till.
2. The red hand was sentenced to life.
red hand by uttam maharjan July 31, 2011