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red burrito

What your cock looks like after fucking a chick on her period.
Maria was on her period last night so after I boned her I had a Red Burrito
red burrito by Mr. Whipple June 11, 2006
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Red Burrito

When you have sex with a girl on her period and she sucks you off afterward.
Buy me a seafood dinner and I'll give you the red burrito.
Red Burrito by CaptainMeatBeater September 30, 2016

Red burrito

When you get a tuggy for an extended period of time from one who has rough, weathered, and calloused hands.
Bro you know that lady who pushes the shopping cart around behind the autoparts store picking up cigarette butts?! I gave her a smoke and in return she gave me a red burrito!
Red burrito by Wildwilly52 April 9, 2022

Red Burrito Bean Dip

When a woman dips her prolapsed vagina into a bowl of her own diarrhea.
After I gave birth, I used my Red Burrito Bean Dip with some chips and salsa.
Red Burrito Bean Dip by jerrydolittle December 20, 2025
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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