Recumber 

The discharge caused by inserting battery acid into ones urethra

Ow. This recumber sure makes my skin smell like an autowash

Recumber by Shane William Duncan June 1, 2011

renumbered

When you send your phone number to someone in an email and they respond with an email with their number saying you can call anytime.

Jack asked me if I would like to go out sometime so I emailed him my number.

He emailed me back saying he would love to-- and emailed me HIS number.

Dude, I was just renumbered.

renumbered by tracyloohoo March 11, 2009

Recember 

When all of the holiday decorations and festivities give you deja vu.

Bobo put up the same Christmas decorations he’s put up for the last decade this Recember.

Recember by HumaneAnimal December 9, 2017

recumbent

A pedal bicycle or tricycle ridden in a seated or laying down position. A recumbent is far more comfortable than the conventinal upright bicycle and racing models have far supirior aerodynamics allowing them to attain much higher speeds for a given effort level. Recumbents were banned from major races in 1934 due to the fact they give the riders an unfair advantage.

Recumbents are commonly referred to as 'bents for short (don't forget the apostrophe)

I am going for a ride on my recumbent.

recumbent by 'Bent Triker December 19, 2004

Recumbent butt 

Pain in the gluteous maximus muscles caused by riding certain recumbent bicycles at fast speeds. This problem is most common with Bike-E tyre bikes with a more upright seat back which places more of the riders weight onto the gluteous maximus muscles.

I like the Bike-E but it gives me Recumbent butt after a few hours.

Recumbent butt by 'Bent Triker April 4, 2005

Recomber 

To remember something, although with great difficulty and not in great detail.

I think I can kinda recomber that?

Recomber by Alex is great at words July 30, 2023

Recumbent

An extremely boring design for a bicycle. Unlike traditional bicycles, which feature an upright, centered, and active riding position, recumbent bicycles have riders sit on their respective asses. The sole benefit of a recumbent bicycle is aerodynamics. Bunnyhops, cutties, drifts, and manuals, or in other words, any technique remotely fun or interesting on a bicycle is impossible on a recumbent.

Hey Tom, if you ever catch me riding a recumbent, you have permission to beat my ass.

Recumbent by 3amigos November 27, 2007