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Rectoval 

(REC*TOE*VUL) A word for a shape that you mint come across in the real world. It's a mix between a rectangle and an oval.
My teacher asked the class to get in a rectoval.
Rectoval by Buttertoad December 16, 2024

rectoral college 

Body of assholes who assemble every four years to confirm chief executive asshole.
The rectoral college was totally wiped out after a marathon session.
rectoral college by tirtle December 15, 2016
Word of the Day on December 20, 2016

rectovaginal fistula 

A rectovaginal fistula is a medical condition where there is a fistula or abnormal connection between the rectum and the vagina. Rectovaginal fistula may be extremely debilitating. If the opening between the rectum and vagina is wide it will allow both flatulence and feces to escape through the vagina, leading to fecal incontinence. There is an association with recurrent urinary and vaginal infections.

Funniest disease ever!!!
Mike: "I was fucking this girl the other night, when all of a sudden, she just shat out her vagina! It was horrible! I Donkey Punched her and left...
Stu: "Well Mike, what you got yourself there, is a classic case of the ol' rectovaginal fistula".
rectovaginal fistula by Swamp September 19, 2006

rectovaginal sex

The occasion in which a girl has lost her rectovaginal barrier and thus is left with one big hole to facilitate both anal and vaginal sex simultaneously.
"My girlfriend and I had rectovaginal sex."
"What's that?"
"When you have ass and pussy sex...at the same time."
rectovaginal sex by Kei + Seth April 1, 2007

rectoral college 

What butthurt Liberals call the Electoral College when it doesn't favor them.
Libtard: Fucking rectoral college!
Sane person: Oh shut up! You're just pissed because it didn't favor you this time!
rectoral college by Kanna-Chan January 19, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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