Rectoval

Rectangular in general shape with rounded corners.

That coffee table is not oval, it's more rectangular, rectoval.

by Dougg986 June 18, 2011

Rectoval

(REC*TOE*VUL) A word for a shape that you mint come across in the real world. It's a mix between a rectangle and an oval.

My teacher asked the class to get in a rectoval.

by Buttertoad December 16, 2024

rectoral college

Body of assholes who assemble every four years to confirm chief executive asshole.

The rectoral college was totally wiped out after a marathon session.

by tirtle December 15, 2016

rectovaginal fistula

A rectovaginal fistula is a medical condition where there is a fistula or abnormal connection between the rectum and the vagina. Rectovaginal fistula may be extremely debilitating. If the opening between the rectum and vagina is wide it will allow both flatulence and feces to escape through the vagina, leading to fecal incontinence. There is an association with recurrent urinary and vaginal infections.

Funniest disease ever!!!

Mike: "I was fucking this girl the other night, when all of a sudden, she just shat out her vagina! It was horrible! I Donkey Punched her and left...
Stu: "Well Mike, what you got yourself there, is a classic case of the ol' rectovaginal fistula".

by Swamp September 19, 2006

rectovaginal sex

The occasion in which a girl has lost her rectovaginal barrier and thus is left with one big hole to facilitate both anal and vaginal sex simultaneously.

"My girlfriend and I had rectovaginal sex."
"What's that?"
"When you have ass and pussy sex...at the same time."

by Kei + Seth April 1, 2007

rectoral college

What butthurt Liberals call the Electoral College when it doesn't favor them.

Libtard: Fucking rectoral college!
Sane person: Oh shut up! You're just pissed because it didn't favor you this time!

by Kanna-Chan January 19, 2017