Definitions by Kanna-Chan

Nanny 

When a pitbull rips a child to pieces

Pitnutter: "Pitbulls are nanny dogs!"

Rational people: So you're starting to use "nannying" as a euphemism for "mauling" now?

Nanny by Kanna-Chan June 4, 2022

Pulling the ball away 

Making a promise you have no intention of keeping and yet your victim continuously trusts you to. Originally a gag from the Peanuts comics by Charles Schulz where Lucy van Pelt would encourage Charlie Brown to kick a football she would hold, promising not to pull away and old Chuck always falling for it.

Putin is constantly pulling the ball away with Ukraine over these talks of ceasefire so civilians can evacuate.

Pulling the ball away by Kanna-Chan March 6, 2022

Knowledge Bulimia 

When schools stuff a bunch of useless "knowledge" into kids' heads for the sole purpose of brain-vomiting it back onto a test paper.

"Ugh, I've got knowledge bulimia from all the useless crap my teacher makes me study".

Knowledge Bulimia by Kanna-Chan April 16, 2020

Ma'amspreading

The female version of manspreading . Done mostly by women who are not concerned with being lady-like. May also apply in cases where women block a seat with her bags/purse.

Excuse me lady, but could you stop ma'amspreading and let me sit down?

Ma'amspreading by Kanna-Chan June 27, 2018

douchebag

"Nice Guy's" definition of douchebag: Any guy that isn't me

I can't believe that bitch just friendzoned me for that douchebag! All women are such sluts!

douchebag by Kanna-Chan October 27, 2017

rectoral college 

What butthurt Liberals call the Electoral College when it doesn't favor them.

Libtard: Fucking rectoral college!
Sane person: Oh shut up! You're just pissed because it didn't favor you this time!

rectoral college by Kanna-Chan January 19, 2017

Libanderthal 

A Liberal who blindly follows all Liberal propaganda and is unable to think for him/herself.

Half of Hillary's supporters are total Libanderthal sheep.

Libanderthal by Kanna-Chan November 23, 2016