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record player 

when your in the movies and a dumb bitch is not giving what you came for you slowly move her hand right on top of your penis and she will do the rest.if she moves her hand away just dont talk to her for awile she see whos boss.
yo broske, i was at the movies with my bitch and i pulled the record player, she movied her hand back so i slaped her.

Record player

It's recors
Coolest
👀
They spin
Muaic
Look cool
And show musicg
this record player show musicg
Record player by panthersox July 23, 2026

you are going to ruin your record player needle 

Absolutely the best thing to put on a record playing in reverse as a backwards Satanic message.
As Mephiroth spun the turntable of his record player backwards, he could hear the luciferan chanting...you are going to ruin your record player needle...you are going to ruin your record player needle...

The record player 

Something that Sleepy Joe 'braindead' Biden thinks parents should have on at night so kids can 'hear words.' It is unclear however if this is actually a good idea, since Joe didn't seem to know what the hell he wanted to say (as usual) and was confused between the record player, the radio, the television and even the phone!
Joe 'braindead' Biden: Play the radio! Make sure the television the-the excuse me, make sure you have the record player on at night, the the the phone, make sure the kids hear words!

Normal person: you're a fucking retard, Trump won anyway.
The record player by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022

The Record Player 

Resembles the phrase "Sit and Spin." A female lays down tongue out while a man spreads apart his buttocks and proceeds to sit on the tongue. Once he finds himself in a confortable position he begins to spin like a record on a record player.
Wow, the record player is cool.
The Record Player by Buttmaster April 1, 2003

The Record Player 

A sex position where a woman spreads her legs to expose the vagina while the man then inserts his penis into her Vagina and then sounds around like a record under a needle
Yo I have that hot bartender a good old fashion the record player last night but she kinda wants to press charges guess she can’t handle it hahahaha
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