A cross between reckless and loose, often someone mentally unstable or highly lit up on booze. Frequently referring to overt exhibitionism and inappropriate public nakedness (thus, the 'loose' ending). See also "bad naked".
"Boy, after 5 shots of Jim Beam and the wet T-shirt contest, Mandi was reckloose in the club. Her treasures were all up in everyone's faces"
A term used to reference the heinously foul and decrepit spoiled loins of a COVID-19 infested bopper and her sebaceous cheese like secreting undercarriage. While her motives seem ambiguous, make no mistake this slippery Sally yearns to gaffle up yo man and have him marinate up in that poisonous panther of doom. A lurker by nature this X Barista meanders bravely at all exits of the club with a putrid satchel filled with various trinkets and knickknacks of the most vicious variety. It’s highly recommended if you encounter one to promise her a steak dinner at CoCo’s followed by a shopping spree at Big5.
Brad- “Hommie how was last night dog?”
Devin-“I don’t want to talk about it!”
Brad-“Oh hell no you slipped and got Brown Wreck loosed bruh?” Fool that’s that smell, she branded you player, it’s a wrap for you doc!”
Devins Lady-“Boy you better kiss this Pink Panther Goodbye, you laid up in that filthy brown wreckloose, shoot Imma find me a new man” !
A fairy tale imaginative situation in which you attempt to make yourself seem like a closer, when in reality your lack of confidence drives you to have intercourse with females that you have already closed. Definitely not real, definitely not a close. This is a completely made up term.
“Hey bub, I just reclosed Meg” “no Travis, reclosing is fake, it’s not real”
slang term for 'ex-gay'. Describes a gay man or lesbian who comes out as gay but through poor choices comes to regret and later denies his/her homosexuality to appease social conservatives. The only change here is behavior not attractions.
Darryl is a recloseted homosexual, he even says his attractions haven't change so he is denying himself.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!