The act of opening a boxed product and failing to repack the box successfully.
Taking out a product to examine in a department store whilst trying to put back together before a salesmen see's what you have done to the product, will most definetely incure "U.R.S. (Unsuccesful Reboxing Syndrome).
Term used by reddit users on r/noFap, r/pornfree and other related subreddits and websites to describe the act masturbation-abstinence of online pornography for a set amount of days in hopes of creating a better and healthier lifestyle.
A term used in social media, when a person deletes or archives all their posts, changes their profile pictures, and changes their username and start a fresh new style on that particular account. It is most common when people change their style in fashion aesthetic.
Bob: “hey, have you seen Cindy recently? She deleted all her posts, changed her username, and even deleted her profile pic”
Jared: “Yeah, she’s currently rebooting from the outdated vsco girlaesthetic”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!