Rearmuffs
“The act of a gay man placing his head between a very hairy pair of buttocks, referred to as ‘Rearmuffs.’”
Rearmuffs by gavinssocialsecuritynumber April 19, 2026
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Kansas City Earmuffs
When you bust a load in two barbecue filled condoms and simultaneously smack a chick over her ears right when she wakes up.
Kansas City Earmuffs by Van Jermaine October 12, 2016
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Earmuffs
Earmuffs:
When you're going down on a woman ( preforming cunnilingus ) and she clamps her thighs on your head covering your ears, cause you're doing such a good job on your prefomance.
When you're going down on a woman ( preforming cunnilingus ) and she clamps her thighs on your head covering your ears, cause you're doing such a good job on your prefomance.
German Earmuffs
The sexual act in which two females simultaneously put their vaginas completely around another persons ears.
Peter was very sad that he had not seen the ocean in a while. He decided to ask two of his friends to give him German Earmuffs so he could at least hear it.
German Earmuffs by sucubus August 29, 2008
earmuffs
"Earmuffs" is a term to describe a girl that has amazingly sexy thighs that you want wrapped around your head. That way you can eat her muff while your ears are covered. Hence, being Earmuffed.
I was at the school the other day, and 6 different pairs of earmuffs walked by. I'd earmuff the hell outta all of them.
earmuffs by earmuffking April 12, 2013
Grecian Earmuffs
When two men stand on either side of a sleeping victim and each put one of their testicles on the victim's ears.
Grecian Earmuffs by UnderscoremyTilde April 3, 2009
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