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réaltín 

#coolest person ever

aka me
réaltín is cool
réaltín by Becausenooneknowsmyname September 14, 2020

over reacting 

something a guy should never tell a girl. Unless he wants his heart broken.
“Britney your over reacting it’s not big deal.”
Britney- Listen here you little fucker.
over reacting by litty68430 February 18, 2019

Realtime shitposting 

Sitting on the toilet while writing a spiteful forum post and then pressing the post button just as you back one out.
There was a certain force and je ne sais quoi to Sam's post, he must have been realtime shitposting.

love hate realtionship 

1. Love hate realtionship is a complicated relationship in which there are always two sides. The first side is the common attraction and love for one another. The second is the "hate" which is actually an attraction so strong that our human heart can sustain, it is based mostly in fear.
2. Love hate realationship can emerge from a partnership where both people have to work in the same space or office. There is an attraction but there is also no privacy in which each to be alone. So it becomes something like...I like you but I cant be with you all the time, so I hate you that way we can be in the same space without being together.
My parents started as a love hate realtionship.
Realming is the act of doing aimless things in your hometown area. The act of realming is comforting to those who do it as it puts them in contact with all things they know. Not to be confused with roaming, realming is moving purposefully about the area where one grew up and/or is most comfortable. Realm can be many parts of speech.
On Saturday, Nigel realmed to the Vanilla Bean.

There he realmed with Brian, whereupon he proceeded to 85 Main and realmed with James.

Nigel enjoys realming northeast Connecticut.

In terms of Nigel's realm, it extends from the mighty Quinebaug in the east, through the plains of Pomfret, into the hills of Eastford and terminates at the edge of the Tolland Plateau. From North to south, Nigel can realm from the canyons of Union to the confluence of the Qunebaug and Shetucket, headwaters of the turbulent Thames.
realming by Drealming August 11, 2009
A person who intentionally watches TV shows (and commercials) without the use of a DVR, usually for the purpose of self-aggrandizement by spoiling the plot for everyone else.
Realtimer: Dude, did you see the new Lost last night?
Normal: No, I DVR'd it and plan to check it out this weekend.
Realtimer: OK, but the twist this episode is...
Realtimer by Urban Source March 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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