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I really don’t need no light to see through you 

I really don’t need no light to see through you. — A brutal way to tell someone that they are absolutely transparent. This idiom entered popular culture in 1982 as a result of the quite danceable late disco track by the same name sung by vocalist Jeffery Osborne.

A useful insult in an age of MAGA Republicanism.

A more contemporary version of this is insult is the more versatile “I see you” — which can either be an insult or a statement of deep connection and engagement.
When Dolt 45 says that if he’s elected he will be MAGA’s retribution, I’ll just say this: I really don’t need no light to see through you, Donnie.
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really long hair 

Having hair that's to the middle of your back or longer, even all the way to the floor!
She had really long hair; it's 38 1/2" long!

RealmEye 

The ultimate stalker's tool for Realm of the Mad God.
Hey! Check out this guy's realmeye. He's got four 8/8s and two 7/8s, and by the way, he and half of his guild are in USMidwest2, so they might be holding a wine cellar there. Let's crash it!
RealmEye by An anonymous realmer March 22, 2013

realmercial 

a word coined by hbomberguy, referring to the free advertising and publicity gotten from things like boycotts or controversies.
It's more than a commercial. It's a realmercial. That's my word, I just coined it. Attribute it to me! Put it in the dictionary!

- hbomberguy, "WOKE BRANDS", 2019
realmercial by カラノ October 18, 2020

Francesca Reale 

An actress that appears in 2 of Netflix's show- Haters Back Off and Stranger Things. In Haters Back Off, she plays the main character's ( Miranda Sings ) sister, Emily. In Stranger Things, she plays a minor character Heather Holloway. She is from Los Angeles, California. She is super underrated when she is so much better than Angelina Jolie. She is of Italian descent. Her last name is pronounced as 're-ali'. She's also super hot and pretty.
Kim- Did you hear that Francesca Reale is going to be in Stranger Things??
Tim- Really???
Jim- Tim, you should had said REALE instead!
Sim- Yes Tin, she's going to be in Stranger Things.
Lim- EVERYBODY CALL HER FRANNY PANTS!

It feels really good to be alive today!!! 

Philosophical statement made when you put life in perspective, you acknowledge that you are truly blessed, you are truly lucky, and you have all but great things ahead of you.
Hypothetical: You are surrounded by all your friends, it's your birthday, you are having a great time, before you take a shot, you reminisce....

E: It feels really good to be alive today!!!
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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