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Container of spray-paint.
I painted over the dent with rattlecan black; now it's a ratbike.
That idiot thought he could camouflage a stolen crotch rocket with rattlecan paint.
rattlecan by Timberwoof April 17, 2003

rattlecaged 

Derived from Diablo II: Lord of Destruction, Rattlecage is an armor that looks much like a much higher quality one. When trading, it is quite easy to show the higher quality armor and secretly switch it for Rattlecage without your trading partner knowing.

Rattlecaged means to rip someone off in a deal by giving someone what they think they want, but is actually junk.
When I was trading for my 'nigma, I thought I was getting top notch, but the guy rattlecaged me!
rattlecaged by Safetydance February 15, 2005

rattletongue 

A person that rants on and on about the same subject (usually in an abusive manner) in hopes to get someone's attention.
(A disgruntled group member complaining about free game updates)

So, the latest game you've got on here is from Feb. of 2006, what are we supposed to do, wait till the second coming of Christ to get a new game? Lame-ass. Can't produce any new game ideas, this group sucks, I'll be leaving soon if you guys can't come up with something new. Any computer whiz would've come up with something new and better by now. If this was a company, the whole board would be fired!

(Game author's response)

While I do accept constructive criticism, you must realize that people have lives, and that game making takes serious time. I suggest you to try making one yourself instead of being a lazy "rattletongue" dumbass!
rattletongue by Maximizor December 29, 2007

rattlecanning 

When saggy boobs with nipple rings slap into the clit ring while hitting it from behind.
Dude I was rattlecanning a $12 hooker in an alley last night.. shit was wild