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A military term. Refers to rooting through an assortment of items and only taking what you want/need. It usually involves opening up a package or something shrinkwrapped, taking the desired item(s) and leaving the rest behind for the next unsuspecting individual.

Term is used in the Infantry division of the Army when someone opens up an MRE (meal ready to eat) package and only takes the candy/cookies. This leaves the next person to a meal with no treat.
"Some asshole ratfucked my MRE and took the Tootsie Pop!"

"Who ratfucked the Costco potato chip assortment and only took the Doritos?"

"You dick. You ratfucked the mini-cereals and only took the Apple Jacks".
by Mrs. Stiteler June 19, 2009
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Origin: USMC
To steal or disorganize items that do not belong to you.
Office: Don't let George ratfuck my files while I am gone next week.
Military: Who ratfucked the MREs?
by Whorton August 29, 2003
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Politics: Formerly known as "the double-cross," it refers to infiltration and sabotage of the opposition party, particuarly during (but not limited to) an election campaign. The second half of "All the President's Men" describes ratfucking done to 1972 Democratic presidential candidates by employees of the Committee to Re-Elect Nixon.
Ken Clawson, Nixon's communications director, confessed to a ratfuck when he told how he forged a letter making it look like a Democratic candidate was a racist.

A typical ratfuck is to falsely claim there's a political rally for the opposition party, order 300 pizzas for delivery in the name of the party, and then nobody shows up.
by Jay Young October 1, 2006
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We sure ratfucked the 4th floor girls when we stole all their shower curtains.
by CruJones February 13, 2006
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A total mess. Like a clusterfuck, or an all-around fuck-up.
OMFG, I can't believe you invited Scott's ex to the party, it was a total ratfuck.
by The_Incubator March 31, 2003
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Ratfuck is a person that looks like a fucking Rat so god damn bad he is just an annoying bastard that acts depressed and next second he will be hyper as fuck chugging energy drinks and punching you . Overall a Ratfuck is just a straight up faggot that looks identical to a rat.
Omg did you see Ratfuck today? He looking extra ratty today .... EWWW ethan
by Lil Beanerr March 29, 2019
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1. General declarative statement.
2 A human being of little value to mankind.
"Ratfuck, I dropped my smartphone in the toilet"
"Tristan left a fresh turd in the bowl, what a Ratfuck"
by Anton Friedrich Eisen August 24, 2019
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